Mitch was born in Washington DC and grew up in Rockville MD. Coddled by a false sense of suburban security, he developed a sense of humor and a general ignorance about how the world actually works. He chose a life in the performing arts because he loves attention and poverty. He has no idea how to build a website, but is trying desperately to do so without hiring anybody. Please contact him at once if you want to design one for him.
Mitch is currently in the world premiere play, “Self-Injurious Behavior” in Los Angeles. Come see him in it all of September and please contact him if it’s October and you still see this. He’s at firstname.lastname@example.org and on instagram/twitter @mitchwlerner.
P.S. The other guy you see as you scroll down is a stock image that came with this site design. I assume he is a real person and very nice. If you see him here, I’m still working on the website.